[Uncategorized: ^_^ ] 10 one liners, to use on a geeky girl.

So with an Otaku former Magic the Gathering , D&D (prejudiced ) girl sitting firmly in shotgun we came up with geeky one liners sure to make any female, geek, dork , and nerd ( at the very very least ) smile.

1.       You must be half elf , you’re too hot to be human.

2.       Hey baby what’s your DCI number?

3.       Do you believe in love at first strike?

4.       Do see this 20 sided die ?, This is how I roll.

5.       Do you have windows ? yeah? Great coz I’m plug and play..

6.       I sense the force is strong in you . The pleasure and the privilege would be  mine to serve you.

7.       You must have +24 to your charm stats.

8.       Is your name Serra ? Because you look like  an angel.

9.      I don’t tell most people this  but ..( lean over furtively ) I’m Batman..

10.   Baby, resistance is futile.

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