I care not much for a man’s religion whose dog and cat are not the better for it.
It’s not the size of the dog in the fight, it’s the size of the fight in the dog.
Truly, I would not hang a dog by my will, much more a man who hath any honesty in him.
There are three faithful friends – an old wife, an old dog, and ready money.
Outside of a dog, a book is a man’s best friend. Inside of a dog it’s too dark to read.
Whenever I climb I am followed by a dog called ‘Ego’.
People teach their dogs to sit; it’s a trick. I’ve been sitting my whole life, and a dog has never looked at me as though he thought I was tricky.
I poured spot remover on my dog. Now he’s gone.
Some dog I got too. We call him Egypt. Because in every room he leaves a pyramid.
What a dog I got, his favorite bone is in my arm.
It’s tough to stay married. My wife kisses the dog on the lips, yet she won’t drink from my glass.
In modern war… you will die like a dog for no good reason.
They wrote in the old days that it is sweet and fitting to die for one’s country. But in modern war, there is nothing sweet nor fitting in your dying. You will die like a dog for no good reason.
God will prepare everything for our perfect happiness in heaven, and if it takes my dog being there, I believe he’ll be there.
Youngsters of the age of two and three are endowed with extraordinary strength. They can lift a dog twice their own weight and dump him into the bathtub.
When a child is locked in the bathroom with water running and he says he’s doing nothing but the dog is barking, call 911.
The time to save is now. When a dog gets a bone, he doesn’t go out and make a down payment on a bigger bone. He buries the one he’s got.
Be thou comforted, little dog, Thou too in Resurrection shall have a little golden tail.