mood : old spice guy is better than robitussin for making you feel better when plagued with the sniffles
usefullness rating : 0
fun rating: 8
Old Spice guy is simply awesome and enunciates perfectly .In view of the fact that I have encountered only one person of the male species here who can say the old spice monologue pitch perfect ,I have re-written the old spice monologue phonetically for the those around these parts who would like to say hello ladies outside the confines of a bathroom.
Hello ladies .
(heh low layh-dees )
How are you ? Fantastic!
( how ar yoo? Fahn tahstik )
Does your man look like me? No
(duhs yor man look lyk mee ? no)
Can he smell like me? Yes
(cahn hee smel lyk me? Yes )
Should he use Old Spice Body Wash? I don’t know.
(Shood hee yoos Old spy-s bodeee wash?)
Do you like the smell of adventure?
(Doo yoo layhk the smell of advenchur?)
Do you want a man who smells like he can bake you a gourmet cake in the dream kitchen..(cont)
(doo yoo want a man hoo smells layhk he can baayk yoo a goormay cake in the dreem key-chen )
…he built for you with his own hands? Of course you do.
(he beelt for yoo withd hees own hands? Of cors yoo doo )
Swan Dive into the best night of your life!
Swhan die-vv intooo the best nayt of yor lyf)
So ladies should your man smell like an old spice man you tell me.
(sohw lay-dees shood yor man smell lyk an old spy-s man? Yoo tell mee)